Have You Noticed?
1. If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of “buy one get one free…”
2. Everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B”. Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a “P” Peticoat, panties, pussy…No wonder men suffer from high BP!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you’re screwed..
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.
5. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome.So next time someone calls you ‘HANDSOME’,don’t take it as a compliment!
6. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
7. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife’s panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband’s dick hard, not his life..!
8. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say “Congrats!”.But none of them come and touch the man’s Penis and say “Well done!”.
9.All things above are just for fun. lol. Before saying good night to all,I’d like to recommend you a interesting dating site which is one of the world’s largest dating sites with 2,200,000 members if you are single.Visit“http://www.millionairematch.com”and know more about it.
10.Good dreams to all guys and sweethearts.
No comments:
Post a Comment